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every dot com's refreshing for a journal update...

2007-03-04T07:15:39Z

sha has been asking me to update foreverrr... so this here is my excuse for an update. :)

QUESTIONS BY swing_kid
1. You're getting married! (yay) to someone other than Mike! (ducks) Who is it?
Haha, i see what you're trying to do! But i can beat you at your own game... Nick. =D
2. On March 2, 2017 where do you see yourself?
...married to Nick Wheeler apparently? Working in a hospital. Making $250K a year as a doctor.
3. Favorite kind of fruit?
loops! Haha, or grapefruit.
4. If you could drop-kick only one person, who would you drop-kick?
YOU. or, yknow, sean. OOO, or that stupid fatass who keeps telling people that i pretend to be indian. i dislike her.
5. Potc:CotBP? or Potc:DMC?
both are awesome, but prolly CotBP because it has more Jack.

QUESTIONS BY lexiray
1. Favorite alcoholic beverage?
i will drink almost any liquer, especially kahlua and drambuie. but my all time classic fav drink is a frozen margarita with extra tequila
2. When was the first time you ever hit anyone?
i smacked people so much, i dont even remember. but the first time i cause serious physical harm was in 3rd grade, in mohegan, when some kid said that girls couldnt arm wrestle and i ACCIDENTALLY broke his arm... :/
3. How do you care for that luxurious dark hair of yours?
oh jeez, this is the most in-depth question. ok umm... i wash it first with tgel shampoo to clean it, then biolage ultrahydrating shampoo, then nexxus humectress conditioner for moisture, then loreal smooth intense for unfrizzing. if im going to straighten it, ill use garnier fructis smoothing milk, then diffuse it dry, then straighten it, then add more smoothing milk. if im leaving it curly, i use the smoothing milk, then diffuse it halfway, then add garnier fructis soft curls pomade, then spray on john frieda dream curls curl smoother, then diffuse it all the way, then add more john frieda. *exhales*.
4. When did you first discover the magic of coffee?
ahhh, the slow intake started with my first dunkaccino in 7th grade :)
5. Congrats on taking over the world! How did you do it?
well, first i befriended everyone. then i made them fear me. then i made them join my group. then i killed sean so they all loved me. then i took over. sneakily. overnight. :D

enjoy sha. :]

A glance makes me weak, eyes for striking...

2006-11-03T01:53:35Z

so baker came over last weekend... awesomeeeee! i missed her majorly, so we had a shopping spree like whoa. and she met blake and liked him for some reason... hmm. saturday was parents day, so i saw my parents and actually had a lot of fun! then i went to tower records to buy the plain white t's cd during the closing sale, met brian's parents, and saw forbidden NYU. me and brian went picture whoring like CRAZY haha. but the big story: aar concert on sunday with brian was AMAZING! holy shit.

im just having the best week cause of it... oh man.

we were in the mosh pit for the concert... total craziness. this guy was moshing in front of us during gym class heroes. and brian, being the nice one he is, was just like "...oh my god". and wouldnt do anything. so i kicked the guy in the back of his knee and he slowed down. and then he started jumping up and down again... on my foot. so i socked him right in the kidney hahaha. he buckled and i shoved him forward and took his spot :) good stuff. brian was like "youre such a bitch! now i see why people say youre mean!"

it's about time.

during the show, there was one song where nick and tyson suddenly disappeared and reappeared on the balcony on the other side of the ballroom, while chris and mike played onstage. while turned around to get pics of nick, i stopped for a moment to listen when i locked eyes with nick and i SWEAR he winked at me, smiling. i grabbed brian's arm so tight, he yelled at me haha. brian also had shitloads of work to do, so after the show, he took the subway back while i hung around outside hoping to see my boys again. totally paid off.

i met another gay boy named brian (crazy right?!) who took me over to AAR's bus to wait for them... i was one of about 6 people waiting. chris and mike were already on the bus, so while we were waiting, who did i spot but the infamous amber and leilani?! got pics with them too haha. so me and brian#2 hung around when tyson comes running towards the bus... after fighting off some psychotic girls who tried to follow him onto the bus, he came out to sign stuff and take pictures. i went to take a picture with him when he suddenly stops and goes "hold on!" and runs back inside the bus. i was like "..." then he comes out with clark kent glasses and goes "look! we're twins!" haha. awesome pic too.

after tyson left, we were out in the cold for another 20 or so minutes when i spotted dave! dave is nick's guitar tech... i think its a trend, for the last concert, i met kadaver, mike's tech. but dave is just so freakin' nice and so cool! we talked about how we're both addicted to iced coffee and how nick only likes hot coffee. he was like "you gave him a starbucks card! believe me, he doesnt need any of those!" "i know," i told him, "but you can split it with him." "that's more like it!" he laughed. then he wrote his myspace name on my hand and told me to friend him =D

about 10 min later, nick came out (from the shower apparently), and was excitedly signing things and chatting. i asked him how fast he used his starbucks card while he was putting his bags down, and he stopped suddenly, looked at me, gave me a hug and laughed, "2 days, tops!" that's when i presented a SECOND starbucks card and he stopped dead again and stared at it. "...you are by far the coolest person i know". heeheheeheee. oh man. i was like "i applaud you for making it last 2 days, cause mine wouldnt last 2 hours!" and then he asked me about school (he remembered i went to NYU!), and how much coffee i was drinking. maybe he DID wink at me! cause he obviously remembers me. then he posed for a picture with me (and obviously turned out adorable), while i did not. haha... so then i asked him if he could send mike out, cause in a tshirt in 40 degree weather, i didnt think i could stand much longer. "he hasn't seen you yet?! hold on."

nick jumped on the bus and mike came out about 2 seconds later! :D he came to me first, smiled, and said "persis right? hi!" i almost DIED right there. i nodded and told him how i talk to his girlfriend online and on facebook and how sweet she is... he nodded and smiled, "yeah, shes pretty awesome". so cute. then he said "she was talking about you the other day actually. nick too." SO AWESOME!

(i asked her about that later... she said yes, and that nick said he totally remembered me from before myspace! omg)

i didn't get pics with chris, cause he was kinda busy running around, but i said smiled and said hello to him and he asked how i was. so nice.

so i asked mike for a picture and he smiled, posed with me, and gave me a hug... i love that boy so much. <3333333 and i finally got all my pictures with the boys! i guess the 7th time's a charm haha.

then more big news! today, brian got a phone call from the MTV producers because they drew his name from a random drawing of old trl audience members, and he's one of 3 people who has an interview with them tomorrow... and if he does well, he gets to GO TO A FREE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS CONCERT AND HANG WITH THE BAND ON THE TOUR BUS AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES!!! omg, craziness. but he promised he'd bring me... and if he ever stops studying for microbiology, i have to test him on the boys haha.

...so anyway, you guys probably dont care and just wanna see pictures haha... so here we go! but be warned... you're going in chronological order since the week before haha.

THE NYUers

me and heidi

simon, heidi, and i

maria being flava flav

maria being a fob

the distracter, the workaholic, and the movie whore

starbucksssss

BAKER'S VISIT [HATE IS A STRONG WORD BUT I REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU]

me and lauraaa

me and baker in the subway

me and brian with laura's hat haha

BLOOD!

CAMERA WHORING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE OF THEM ALL

picture whores

getting cupcakes! mmmm

brian has bad aim... but look how straight my hair is!

in the mosh pit! he fears me, really.

THE ALL-AMERICAN-FREAKIN'-REJECTS!!!!!!!

possibly my fav pic of us :)

LOSERRRR

<3

one of my only good chris pics

the smile is even pretty when its blurred!

i would just like to say... i am totally bigger than all those bras combined. haha

mmm... guess you can tell which side i was on

funkyyy

hahahahha

what a rockstar haha

loveeeee

holy rocker

i am so jealous of tyson right now. haha

the infamous duo!

dave loves iced coffee, therefore i love dave! yknow, besides the fact that he's totally AWESOME.

TWINSSSS! but not really... haha

adorableness! i love nickolas don haha

me and the boy of my dreams hahaha... but i need to crop myself out cause he's too pretty.

i love life right now.

or the first time I know this is now who I am...

2006-09-02T22:03:13Z

credit to xxn1k1

did anyone else realize it's been almost a month and a half since i updated? holy shit.

ok so... umm, things since july 18th...

1) went to cape cod with sha and jess --> flip cup = sexual games

2) went to starbucks about 37563728 times... half of them with brian. --> we should have keys to this frickin' place

3) the reunion of the 9ers... britt, laura, kq, ashley, and christine --> we work better in the dark ;)

4) my [un]surprising surprise party... im sorry sha hahaha. i knew 2 weeks before, but at least i kept it a secret! i blame danielle for giving it away, pssh. awesome times. as was "snakes on a plane" hahaha --> ...is that a knife? ...can i have it?

5) left for NYU! everyone moved me in on sunday the 27th, where i met heidi my roomie! she rocks all, she's quite a night owl. but it was still hard... the first day was so lonely and awkward and sad. but each day got better and better after hilary called me. and we've spent everyday together since, occasionally mixing it up with sophia, emily, julio, daniel, stephanie, blake, and felicia. we found the greatest food places EVER. best day yet was yesterday when i went to dunkin donuts, starbucks, java city, and cafe reggios. mmmm. then i decorated my room. we also went to the VMA afterparty, but it sucked ass. only justin timberlake performed. ugh. but my boys won for best group video! <3 nick cried haha. mike looked sexy. it was good stuff. even laura said so. --> NYU Welcome Week! Welcome to Rain

last night i got to talk to sha for the first time since she went back to cape cod on the 23rd. <333 i heart sha. i miss youuuuu. and i miss all the rest of you so much too! i finally got laura baker to be a facebook addict, cause thats about the only way we communicate now haha.

sheri and brian are taking me out this week, im excited. and then in october, brian and i are going to an AAR concert! oh, and i heart rhi like whoa. :)

its so unsafe to leave my door open all the time, but i do. cause fun people come in. daniel says hello. and that he's touched i like his hair. haha woww.

if i had the chance, i'd do it again, i wouldn't change it...

2006-07-19T02:19:49Z

basic survey/meme/quiz post, no news. working on going to cape cod with sha next week :)... orientation was frickin' awesome, even though i got stuck with a shitty chem lab... yelled at 3 kids at Yale today; felt so good, you have no idea haha. facebook addiction are ~~bad~~ funnnnn. starbucks today with jess, tomorrow with danielle, then thurs/fri is no work so i can drag baker to the mall! i'm slowly corrupting her with coffee haha.

me and sha have the best conversations... what other married couple babbles as much as us?!

...ok im done.

Your Hidden Talent

Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and compliments.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

Your Eyes Should Be Gray

Your eyes reflect: Intensity and drive

What's hidden behind your eyes: A sensitive soul

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

no one take this to mean i'm sensitive, i'll kick your ass. ;D

Persis Victoria Commissariat's Aliases

Your movie star name: Frappuccino Jal
Your fashion designer name is Persis London
Your socialite name is Miss Perfect New York City
Your fly girl / guy name is P Com
Your detective name is Lion Shelton High School
Your barfly name is Cookie Kahlua
Your soap opera name is Victoria Cloverdale
Your rock star name is Lindt Storm
Your Star Wars name is Perfis Commik
Your punk rock band name is The Badass Coffee Bean

The Amazing Meganame Generator

LET'S ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK SAMMI PROFUSELY FOR THESE PICTURES! ok done? good.

clarke is sad that his model pose earned an "AHHH! MY EYES!"

how'd ya like them vagapples?

i call this "the psycho psychoanalyst"

the ONE day i wore a slutty shirt...

i totally picked that shirt!

my 3 favorite freaks... ironic how we were all awarded for our intelligence, huh?

hahahaha me and sha's masterpiece! babe was totally mine ;D

nick in NYC!

last train home

awww look how cute we are!

R E D
Closest red thing to you? ...my blood? haha, or my red green day shirt.
Last thing to make you angry? so-called friends who are complete flakes and always back out on you.
Do you have a temper? that's about all i have haha. as brittany said, anger is my only emotion.
Last warning you were given? hmm... "silly persis, always have a backup plan!" - Sha
Ever been in love? maybe, maybe not... we'll see. ;)
Are you a fan of romance? there's a time and place for everything, but i hate saps.

O R A N G E
Closest orange thing to you? my orange shelton soccer jersey.
Do you like to burn things? not really, but i seem to have a habit. stupid oven and rumcakes don't get along.
Dress up for halloween? haha, only by putting streaks in my hair... i'll dress up if alexa makes me for her party
Are you usually a warm-hearted person? hahaha my friends are gonna laugh so hard at this survey... absolutely not. you have to gain a certain amount of respect and trust before i actually care.
Do you have anything against ginger hair? nope, i love those weasleys as much as the next person!
Are you usually full of energy? depends how much coffee i've had... im generally known as a lazy bum ;D

Y E L L O W
Closest yellow thing to you? hmmmm that's tough. i hate bright colors, i doubt i own anything yellow haha. OH WAIT! VIK'S YELLOW FROOT LOOPS!
The happiest time of your life? hahaha, meeting my mikey for the first time when he said i had a pretty smile! oh, and talking to nick last month when he remembered me by name!
Favorite holiday? Christmas! it gets the longest break too! :)
What makes you smile? my friends... especially sha and her antics! oh, and mike pictures. who doesn't smile at those?!
Are you a coward? there are certain things i avoid like the plague, but for the most part, i get over fears pretty easily
Do you burn or tan? hahaha i would have to lose my vampire status and go in the sun for that! but when i do, i tan, never burn

G R E E N
Closest green thing to you? the frame that Danielle gave me that i used for the first picture i took with mike.
Do you care about the environment? sure... i hate litterers as much as the next person
Are you jealous of anyone right now? not that i can think of
Are you a lucky person? i have my ups and downs, but i definitely have an internal locus of control (look at my psych skills right there!)
Do you always want what you can't have? sometimes, but who doesn't?
Do you like being outdoors? gahhhhh NO. that's the only reason i hated soccer... the sun. ughh.

B L U E
Closest blue thing to you? ...practically everything i own is either blue or black.
Are you good at calming people down? i hope so, though i'm a lot better at riling them up haha
Do you like the ocean? um, only looking at it... i hate beaches, so i dislike being near the ocean
Last thing to make you cry? ai yi yi... i don't even remember, it's not a common occurence
Are you a logical thinker? pretty much, though i like to dream big
Can you sleep easily? only if i'm dead tired already

P U R P L E
Closest Purple thing to you? my NYU merch
Like being treated to expensive things? sure, if i'm not treating myself haha
Do you like mysterious things? always!
Favourite type of chocolate? DAAAAAAAAAAARK. there's a reason james used to call me the "dark chocolate girl" haha... milk chocolate is too sweet for me
Ever met anyone in royalty? only some drama queens
Are you creative? i'd like to think so, i love all things creative and artsy

P I N K
Closest pink thing to you? umm... nothing. i despise pink.
Are you gay/bisexual? nope
Do you like sweet foods? yup!
Do you like play-fighting? hahaha, i'm more partial to actual fighting... cause i'm good at it. the play thing doesn't work for me, anyone who saw mine and alexa's physics video knows that ;D
Are you sensitive? nope haha... i have certain triggers, but they're rarely mentioned
Do you like punk music? definitely!

W H I T E
Closest white thing to you? Sha. hahaha i'm just kidding sha! umm... my AAR cd?
Would you say you're innocent? hmm, depends what you mean by innocent
Always try to keep the peace? umm... *cough* yeah, right.
How do you imagine your wedding? hmmm... i don't.
Do you like to play in the snow? sure... if you pack it right, it hurts like a bitch. that's the best time to find sean and aim.
Are you afraid of going to the doctors or dentists? no... funny, you'd think i would be! i don't understand why people freak out over that.

B L A C K
Closest black thing to you? umm... half my clothes, some necklaces, a bracelet, my green day cd, my bag...
Ever enjoy hurting people? heheheeee... duh.
Are you sophisticated or silly? both i hope... though i'm never actually goofy silly. i have some silly plans though. example #1: mike, handcuffs, sha's getaway car, a trunk, and a very happy 18th birthday ;D
Afraid of death? nah, we all know it's coming. just hopefully not too soon
Would you like to go to space? maybe possibly sorta kinda?
Do you have a lot of secrets? yes, they involve my so-called "sensitive side" ;D

*And as the day draws to a close...*
What is your favourite colour? black and blue... ironic, huh?
Does the colour you wear affect your mood? nope
What colour are your bedroom walls? off-white i think? i can't tell, there's not too much wallspace left with all my pictures!
You prefer contrasting or harmonizing colours? both! artists gotta do both haha
Do you like to paint? oh man no... i'm awful at painting. it always turns out good, but the amount of stress it takes to make a piece like that could kill me... or cause me to kill someone.

now... who didn't enjoy that?!

...don't say it sha.

mwah!

Your heart gives mine reason to beat now...

2006-06-26T01:46:40Z

so since my last update, we've had senior week, senior picnic, senior banquet, one final, graduation, and 3 graduation parties. Britt and Sha's parties were awesome(ly delicious)... banquet was good except for the disgusting sweaty hugs... graduation was good except for the BLASPHEMOUS PICTURES THAT ALEXA AND VIK WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT and the rain that made my hair go POOF!... bio final wasnt that bad, and since it was my ONLY final, it was awesome haha... picnic brought great tattoos for me and danielle too :D

if you guys want to see pictures from senior banquet (aka humpfest '06), they're all in my facebook: http://nyu.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2056483&l=e1a33&id=838799
this way, i wont kill your friends page OR my photobucket!

but none of it compares to the highlight of this week... meeting The All-American Rejects AGAIN! BECAUSE NICK WHEELER REMEMBERED ME AND MIKE KENNERTY SAID I WAS AMAZING! long story haha...

so the day after graduation, Sam and i got up early... freakishly early. we left my house at 7:20 in the morning to drive to the bridgeport train station with my dad. he walked us to times square, to the Virgin Megastore before he left for work. so after Sam and I bought her second and my third copies of "Move Along", we just walked around the city from 9AM to 3:30PM. fun times with food, clothes, and movies. it would've been later, but Allie (my hero) called me and warned me the line was starting outside the store, so we left. We sat with Allie outside, talking about the guys and what we'd get signed... that's when my stroke of brilliance hit me, and i ran to the starbucks down the block to pick up a gift card for Nick Wheeler, a Dr. Pepper for Mike Kennerty, and a Starbucks envelope for the guys to sign haha... cause im a loser like that.

the performance was amazing, despite the fact that once they let us into the store, they kicked us out AGAIN. but we still managed to get in the front row! mike side, of course... sam was a little disappointed haha. but it was mucho fun, and mucho sweaty... wtf is up with all the sweaty events this week?!

afterwards, we had to strategically keep moving to the end of the autographs line so we could spend the most time talking to the guys haha. i just wanna say, these are the nicest guys in the world... i was smiling for 2 full days after i met them. and for those of you who know me... thats big. evil people dont smile. ;D

we went down the row: tyson, mike, chris, nick. unfortunately, the bastard security guy wouldnt let us take pictures once we reached the table. so... i got convos instead haha. i gave mike a dr pepper again and he goes "god, youre amazing! [yeah... i know ;-)] shabba never lets us stop on the bus rides and we have a day long trip tomorrow... this'll get me through it, thank you so much!"

i ask you, is that not the biggest teenie-moment-causer ever?

chris never looked up... he's so sad. but allie talked to him about his tattoo, so he perked up a little haha. but nick was my highlight. i asked him "nick, do you remember me? i talked to you on mysp--" and he goes "persis! about starbucks! yes!" it was crazy exciting... and then i gave him the starbucks card i bought him for $10 and he goes "you've gotta be shittin' me! this is frickin amazing, youre the best! thank you so much, i love it!"

its adorable how excited he was... and the best part was that sam snapped a picture of him right as he said "you've gotta be shittin' me!" hahaha. i love you sammi. then he signed and gave me the starbucks envelope, so i can now frame my two favorite things together! as we left, he watched us and waved happily, like he was in disbelief, "Have a great night ladies! Thanks for coming!"

too cute. then when we left, we got to talk to Kadaver and Cap'n John and got pics! Kadaver is married to his nose ring... they've been together 5 years and he swears he never cheated on it ;)

haha i know all the people i linked this to from the AAR boards probably wanna see the pictures soo...

sam and i on the train...

our wristbands to get in for the performance/autographs

allie sitting in line, 3 hours too early haha

sam didnt know i was taking a picture...

but you can tell she's excited haha

...i had fun with that. heehee.

dave and kadaver tuning nick and mike's guitars

the start of the performance! some of the pics came out dark, until i remembered to turn the flash on haha

classic DLS bridge pose

cutie pie

tyson and his Johnny Depp-esque hat

omg the flash works!

mmmmm

love this one

that security guy laughed at me when i told him i was getting a starbucks card signed. =P

i call this... "Mike's Poland Springs Promo"

my fav picture of my man mike haha

cap'n john!

kadaver is a badass. like me. ;D

*happiness*

gotta love them... *hearts*

Mocha Frappuccino

Hyper and driven, you'll take your caffeine any way you can get it. Frappuccinos are good, but you'd probably chew coffee beans in a crunch!

What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?

You Communicate With Your Body

This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person.
You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches.
Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others.
A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you!

How Do You Communicate?

You Are 24% Obsessive

You tend to have a few obsessive thoughts, but you generally have them under control.
Sometimes your worries keep you up at night, though they usually don't interfere with your life.

How Obsessive Are You?

well that's a shocker.

haha ok, im done... good times man. =D good times in high school, good times with friends, good times in general. i love you all!

=]

My life has become a boring pop song, and everyone's singing along...

2006-06-05T02:28:43Z

credit to mrnickwheeler

dude, i went over a month without updating. you can stop crying, im here now. ;D so umm...

going to NYU

got into the pre-med/freshman honors program at NYU!

was reunited with preschool buddy brian! haha, brian only knows tyson! shameful... but i love him for giving me tips on how to get the most starbucks =D

i made a facebook!

bought dresses for banquet/graduation

did makeup for brittany, KQ, and baker for prom, cause im awesome like that

saw ryan at gas station... sacrificed the 3.02 for the 3.09 cause i didnt wanna stop >.<

mike was looking HOT at Vh1 Rock Honors ;)

me and rhi are crashing the aar fall tour so she can meet steph and i can yell at nick

...im really hungry

sha's recital had minimal shimmying. me and danielle cheered.

those dancers were wrong, god was not watching from a distance. in fact, god fell asleep. and then danielle rudely awakened her.

i love richie.

i love shaaaa.

i love britt.

i love bakerrr.

i love KQ.

i love rhi, who was formerly known as ~~ray~~

i love coffee.

i love whoever else is reading this.

jack's mannequin is AWESOME, as is The Academy Is...

i havent had to use my silver sharpie since my last update! WOOHOO!

i have all new icons, go look!

pretty good bio presentation... i got a 94! my poster was better, but mr presutto kept it =P

i explained to nick that starbucks will put more coffee in your drink if you order it with whipped cream. those baristas are so desperate to salvage the whipped cream, theyll make up for it with more coffee

making una pelicula en espanol... someone needs to explain how steve beats ME. i mean, come ON. even HE said that was unbelievable. unless of course, he either sat on me, or mike walked in holding a coffee. *sigh*

TOMORROW BEGINS SENIOR WEEK!!!

that was a good update, right?

You Are 17% Fake

Fake doesn't even come close to describing you.
You're totally natural, and proud of who you really are!

How Fake Are You?

go me! i guess the constant eyeliner brought me up ;)

You Are Trinity

"Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again."

What Superheroine Are You?

i... dont know who that is.

You Are a Cappuccino

You're fun, outgoing, and you love to try anything new.
However, you tend to have strong opinions on what you like.
You are a total girly girly at heart - and prefer your coffee with good conversation.
You're the type that seems complex to outsiders, but in reality, you are easy to please

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

You Should Get an Abstract Tattoo

Artistic and unique
You're the most likely type to personally design your tattoo

What Tattoo Should You Get?

You are Dark Chocolate

You live your life with intensity, always going full force.
You push yourself (and others) to the limit... you want more than you can handle.
An extreme person, you challenge and inspire the world!

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

=]

good times man, good times.

go ahead as you waste your days with thinking...

2006-04-16T20:28:59Z

I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU'RE ALL PREPARED TO START VOTING.
comment with your name in the subject, and then tell me what school you pick! a reason why would be really helpful too.

now, this seems like an easy choice... but hear me out.

NEW YORK UNIVERSITY

pros

out of state

really well-known school, which will help for med school

in the city

lots of job opportunities

lots of connections with med schools, plus it has its own nationally-renowned med school

one of the best private schools in the country

10 minutes from my dad's office

cons

$47,000 per year

may not do as well since so many people there are smart

the city is really unfamiliar and sometimes uncomfortable

has no actual campus

UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT

pros

$7000 per year

got into the honors program, which is SUPPOSEDLY hard to get into

honors program is well known within the scope of med schools

if i go to uconn for undergrad and nyu for med school, i could get the best of both worlds

has an actual campus, more suburban

may be able to stand out more as a good student, than an avg to below avg one at NYU

best public school in new england

cons

in-state

not as well-known, so it may be harder to get into med schools besides UConn's

in the middle of nowhere

still relatively close to home

gahhh. i hate my life.

i can feel the pressure, it's getting closer now...

2006-04-15T03:31:55Z

only -i- would pick UCONN over NYU. only me. i hope i'm making the right choice here... cause if i don't get into med school, i'm sending my parents to an asylum when they're old.

...not really. maybe i'll just send them a really big dog. a really REALLY big one. old yeller hates dogs. irony huh? especially since consuelo acts like one sometimes. but so does she.

on the plus side, if i definitely pick UCONN... my med school is completely paid for. in full. NYU... is a very different story. $47000 per year for the first four years, then close to $80000 per year for 4 years of med school. mary's gonna end up at southern or something. and he's the smart one.

i hope this works out.

that's pretty much been the only thing on my mind for over 3 weeks now: UCONN or NYU? i got into both, plus villanova, but i ruled that out because of its stupid religion requirement. i suppose if i go to UCONN and NYU's med school, i'll get the best of both worlds... but i'm getting ahead of myself. i need to get INTO med school first. eep.

we should think about something else, because this has been upsetting me too long. i'll go steal peachy/sam's quizzes and surveys.

in other news, its less than a month till i see mike!!! i'm so excited you have no idea. now me and sam just need to get my shirt and make hers this week! sweet. AND I WANT MY $38.50! haha.

You Have Low Self Esteem 36% of the Time

Generally, you feel pretty darn great about who you are, even when you mess up or fail.
Occasionally, a huge setback will make you question yourself, but you pick yourself up quickly.

How is Your Self Esteem?

weeeell, that didn't sound snobby at alllll.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I can pass this guy."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

You Are a Classic Martini

You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted.

You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!

Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality

What Flavor Martini Are You?

meh... i dont like classic that much. its good but...

You Are a Black and White Cookie

You're often conflicted in life, and you feel pulled in two opposite directions.
When you're good, you're sweet as sugar. And when you're bad, you're wicked!

What Kind of Cookie Are You?

70 Random Questions

1. DO YOU SNORE?
i dont think so... i've never been told i did

2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
fighter

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
i dunno... birds? exercise? failure?

4. AS A K1D, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
no

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
bullshit. why the fuck do people get paid to make asses of themselves, while the rest of us get nothing for doing real work?

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
sometimes...

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
cuter than i am now.

8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
sometimes.

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
black

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
*shifty eyes* no! ...

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
never. god lives in the clouds.

12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
if they were secret, then how would i know them?

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
i should visit more places before i answer that.

14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
i wouldnt know, i get too distracted by his GIGANTIC CHIN. but he has AAR on the show a lot, so i like him =D

15. CAN YOU SWIM?
since i was 3 years old

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
LOFF DONNIE DARKO!

17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
...not really.

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
the world will never know. yknow why? cause tootsie pops SUCK. no one WANTS to know, cause that means they'll have to eat the whole thing!

19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
maybe, but it take some thinking

20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
of course. no, i tie Mary up to a wagon and have him carry me to india.

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
nopee

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER??
i prefer mechanical pencils.

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
...i like bacon. but hunting for no reason is idiotic. mounting a deer head on your wall doesnt make you a man, it makes you and your car a target to deer!

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
sometimes.

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
...exercise.

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
haha everytime i talk to danielle

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
no

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
no

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled... with cheese

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
*cough* weeeeell...

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
it comes to life as a puppet and runs to join sesame street.

33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
11:05

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
too many.

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
some of it... but i'm a sucker for those big-macs

36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
last night... ive been sleeping all day

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers.

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
santa used to leave his outfit in my dad's closet and his handwriting is just like my mom's! wowwww.

39. DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN THEY KISS YOUR NECK?
...who's they?

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
of course not... but the sun? death.

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
caffiene

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
...i have to say creamy, because Mike said whoever likes crunchy peanut butter should die o.O

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
yup... i crack a lot of things haha

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
nope

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY??
once, and again in an hour.

46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
always.

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
im a heavy everything

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES??
brown/black

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
at times

51. WHO'S BETTER - YANKEES OR RED SOX:
yankees!

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
obviously, me and joe had this discussion.
JOE: i see... a woman.
ME: DAVEY!
KAIT: *glares*

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
yup

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
i used to play piano... worst 3 years of my life.

55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
nope

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
i think that falls under the exercise category

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
nah, im not outdoorsy

58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
nope

59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
heeheee... only harry potter

60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
sure.

61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
um... sure?

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
noo

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
of course. god likes to let loose and get drunk too.

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
not really... its cooler at night, but i like that. it rained all day

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
ziti

66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
the invisible kind?

67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yes.

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
hmmm... OH! THE FUCKING WENDY'S SALAD LADY! "SENSATIONAL!" i'm gonna break that woman's fucking horse teeth.

70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
ummm... either "change your mind" by the all-american rejects, or "bad day" by daniel powter

thaaat's it. have fun with that. ha. ;D

mwah!

it sure as hell ain't normal, but we deal, we deal...

2006-03-21T23:26:16Z

so... spam entry? works for me.

brinizzle's writing an ode to me...

vik giggles...

laura deleted pictures off my camera so IM GETTING PAYBACK!...

mr presutto is a what-now?!...

james says merry christmas...

sarcasm is our body's natural defense against stupid...

brittany wears high heels with socks...

kaizad, BROWN SHOES DO NOT MATCH WITH A BLUE SUIT!...

blue/green striped shirts should not be worn with purple/orange checked ties...

the puppies do NOT match the pants. let it go.

2 weeks till NYU!...

there's something wrong with vik...

KQ has a total of 7 recognizable faces...

say "tutor", not "babysit"...

should biology make you hungry?...

coffin punked my mother...

you know you're obsessed when you write an english paper on an AAR song...

dissected a calf heart, got too scalpel-happy...

ray rocks my socks! i made her layout fun...

new icons are up...

MARCH 5TH = BRINIZZLE'S BIRTHDAY!...

MARCH 20TH = NICK WHEELER'S BIRTHDAY!...

picture goes in, picture goes out--LIKE A TAMPON!...

peachy needs to show IM emotion dammit!...

billie went blonde, persis went blind...

you don't have any house keys!!!...

yearbook pages are doneeee...

so, a construction worker huh?...

choked sha...

yelled at sha...

poked sha...

annoyed sha...

tripped sha...

made fun of sha...

cookie sha?

cooKie.

so first... we have pictures of brinizzle's partay on friday!

isn't it unfortunate the margarita pizza has no alcohol?

when you babysit a 14 year old, the key is to pretend to be either a tutor, or a cousin.

bread makes britt smile.

cameras make her smile more though.

HAAAA LOOK AT BAKER'S FACE IN THE CORNER!!!

so now she tries to hide from the camera.

but eventually, baker gives in cause she's a camera whore.

so is britt, watch her get in the shot! ;D

and baker steals it back for her classic emo shot!

while KQ hides... "OH GOD, STOP ITTTT!"

BWAH HA, BAD SHOT! and there ends the camera-whoring!

...for the most part.

there are no words.

britt and baker's present.

y'know, for soulmates, they dont match too well.

theeeen... nikki and i got bored on sunday. cause obviously we have to spend every weekend together at some point.

no captions cause... im lazy. yeah.

richie has a booger. ew.

and last but not least... the big 2-4 for Nick Wheeler!

that's right peachy, i changed it! hell, i could make it say "I'M GAY FOR MIKE"! ...but i won't. cause that's my man. though i wouldn't be surprised... who could blame him?

You Are Emerald Green

Deep and mysterious,
it often seems like no one truly gets you.

Inside, you are very emotional and moody,
though you don't let it show.

People usually have a strong reaction to you...
profound love or deep hate.

But you can even get those who hate you to come around.
There's something naturally harmonious about you.

What Color Green Are You?

You Are Dr. Pepper

You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you.
People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do.

Your best soda match: Root Beer

Stay away from: 7 Up

What Kind of Soda Are You?

...i swear i didnt make it come out to that. frickin' awesome! let's count it as a sign!

heeheee... ok, im done. off to read nikki's entry before she yells at me.

mwah!

=]

can you hear me smiling when i sing this song?

2006-03-01T03:31:29Z

because music is life, peachy's entries amuse me, and calculus is just not happening...

1. Alphabetize your playlist
2. Put the first song and artist for each letter no matter how embarassing
3. Answer the questions at the end

#. 7 Minutes in Heaven - Fall Out Boy
A. All That I've Got - The Used
B. Basketcase - Green Day
C. Camisado - Panic! at the Disco
D. Dance Inside - The All-American Rejects
E. East Coast Anthem - Good Charlotte
F. Failure By Design - Brand New
G. Geek in the Pink - Jason Mraz
H. Happy Endings - The All-American Rejects
I. I Constantly Thank God for Esteban - Panic! at the Disco
J. Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day
K. King for a Day/Shout - Green Day
L. The Last Song - The All-American Rejects
M. Meet My Maker - Good Charlotte
N. Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks - Panic! At The Disco
O. O.Lover - Jason Mraz
P. Pieces - Sum 41
Q. ----
R. Redundant - Green Day
S. S.O.S - Good Charlotte
T. Take It Away - The Used
U. Until the Day I Die - Story of the Year
V. View From Heaven - Yellowcard
W. Waiting - Green Day
X. XO - Fall Out Boy
Y. Yesterday's Feelings - The Used
Z. ----

o1. What artist appears the most? Green Day
o2. Your favorite artist that doesnt appear? they all appear, i just wish there was more of The All-American Rejects
o3. Favorite artist on the list? Green Day and the All-American Rejects
o4. Least favorite artist on the list? umm... Good Charlotte and Brand New
o5. Favorite song on the list? "Dance Inside" - The All-American Rejects
o6. Least favorite song on the list? "Take It Away" - The Used
o7. In your opinion, what song has the best guitar solo? "Jesus of Suburbia"!
o8. From the list which band have you seen the most? haven't seen any of them :( but i met The All-American Rejects! LOVE.
o9. From the list which band are you seeing next? The All-American Rejects and Fall Out Boy, May 5th!
10. Is the song that came up for "R" your favorite by that artist? Noo, Green Day has tons of amazing songs
11. How did you get into the artist that came up for "H"? Ahhh my loves. =D i became addicted to the self-titled album in '03, then they went away for awhile, then when Move Along came out, i got hooked again. Plus, i'm addicted to Mike =D
12. In your opinion, what is the best album by the artist for "I"? uhh... "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out". cause it's the only one.
13. Have you ever seen the artist for "C" live? nope, but maybe soon!
14. What is your favorite song of the artist of "M"? Hmm, "Hold On", "S.O.S", or "Meet My Maker"
15. Do you like the lead singer's voice of "B"? LOVEEEEEEEEE BILLIE JOE. =D

alright... a little game.

1. I am going to hit shuffle and pick the first 25 songs that come up.
2. I will post a line from each song.
3. Try to guess them, without searching for lyrics.
4. As you guess, I'll strikeout the lyric and give you credit. :)

o1. ~~Live with my regrets, sleep with what i said...~~ "Walk Away" - pizzalover23
o2. ~~I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck...~~ "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" - mimirol & Nutters
o3. ~~Outside, there's no place I can hide. And you're dead of time, is anything alright?~~ "I'm Waiting" - Nutters
o4. ~~Waiting for a sign to smash the silence, with the brick of self control...~~ "She" - mimirol
o5. Thank you for reminding me of all the things I've done completely wrong...
o6. ~~I've never been so surreptitious, so of course I'll be distracted when I spike the punch...~~ "There is a Reason the Tables are Numbered Honey You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet" - mimirol
o7. This fragile cliche of my broken heart attack...
o8. ~~If you are the shores, I am the waves begging for big moons...~~ "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying" - mimirol
o9. Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright...
1o. So take your empty words, your broken promises...
11. ~~Some days he feels like dying...~~ "Extraordinary Girl" - mimirol & Nutters
12. Was it you who spoke the words, that things would happen, but not to me?
13. ~~McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back...~~ "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" - pizzalover23
14. ~~The hearts start breaking as the year is gone...~~ "The Last Song" - Nutters
15. We’re the best thing you had but you pushed us away...
16. ~~Nobody likes you, everyone left you...~~ "Letterbomb" AND "Homecoming" - mimirol
17. ~~And if you're so strong, you might as well just do it alone...~~ "Can't Take It" - Nutters
18. Strike us like matches, cause everyone deserves the flames...
19. Nothing's absolutely definite til it's absolutely, definitely gone...
2o. ~~A white glow, just for tasting, a life for wasting...~~ "Kiss Yourself Goodbye" - mimirol & Nutters
21. ~~And that's what you get for falling again, you can never get him out of your head...~~ "Pretty Girl" - pizzalover23
22. I built a bridge across the stream of consciousness...
23. Somewhat golden like the afternoons we used to spend before you got to cool...
24. The rest is sure to lay me ease the plural hurts of the words of reverse psychology...
25. They don't tell you what to say when your whole life has gone to Hell!

damn that was too easy. YOU GUYS BETTER KNOW THOSE!

mwah!

the weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of A. indifference...

2006-02-16T01:20:07Z

...you guys remember when i used to post every day? yeeeeeeeeah.

so... quick update of the last 20 days.

//day 1-18: i dont have a fucking clue... the only thing i consistently remember is my coffee order anywhere. it comes before my name.

//day 19: Valentine's Day! i got one card from "Mike" and one from Sha, heehee. plus donnie darko. plus a big box of DARK chocolate. now THAT'S a good friend haha. ooo, and dinner at the cafe!
ME: sam forgot to get me a straw when she picked up my coffee... but it was ok, cause by the time i got to the bottom, it was aaaall sugar.
SHA: that's one good drink.
ME: yeah, we should make that our senior quote. "Life is like a medium coconut iced coffee: you have to get through the bad to get to the good."
SHA: ...that's YOUR quote.
ME: ...your's could be "Life is like a medium coconut iced coffee: it sucks."

//day 20(today): macchia came back! but coffin was gone. :( sam and i stayed after for yearbook crap, and i picked up more Dunkin Donuts... cause i remember straws ;D i also got her Panic! at the Disco CD... frickin awesome.
me and sha sold tickets to sweetheart at lunch... it was one interesting hour and a half.
ME: just start yelling.
SHA: ...we need a sign.

NIKKI: what the hell are you talking about? there's no "king cone"! there's no cone!
ME: *points*
NIKKI: ...oh. its the ONLY cone.

ME: ...PALMOLIVE!
NUTTERS: BANANA!
STEPH: ooook... so anyw--
SHA: MANGO!!!!

SHA: Bobby, if you dont buy a ticket, then you have to get someone else to buy it.
ME: ...or ill kill you. OR love you forever.
BOBBY: ooh ok, i can do tha--wait, you mean you didnt already love me forever?
ME: ...no.
BOBBY: what, youd just love a me couple years and thats it?
ME: ...i was thinking like, till the end of the day.

BOBBY: BUY TICKETS! COME ON! EIGHT DOLLARS NOW!!! TEN DOLLARS LATER!!! OH COME ON PEOPLE!

BOBBY: i need to go talk to Clarke... i havent seen him in forever!
ME: liar. stop hitting on him.
BOBBY: shhhhh! wait... hey!

BOBBY: k, im leaving... *hugs sha*
ME: i see how it is, thanks Bobby
BOBBY: *hugs me*
CLARKE: yah persis cause youre a dirty whore.
ME: asshole. i'm gonna sing and dance and laugh my ass off at your funeral.
CLARKE: *hugs me*
ME: ...fine, i won't sing.

CLARKE: how do you laugh at my funeral if i dance on your grave?
ME: well, i will open my mouth and let out a humerous reaction at your funeral, and you will remain in the casket, wishing you didnt piss me off so much that i killed you, so you couldnt dance on my grave.

yayyy an update. i know, youre excited.

Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"

You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone.
A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people

Your flirting style: 100% natural

What turns you off: serious relationship talks

Why you're hot: you're totally addicting

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

You Are Chubby Hubby Ice Cream

So there's more of you to love... a whole lot more!

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

You Are a Mai Tai

You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.

What Mixed Drink Are You?

hahahhaaha they think im not a big drinker!

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

What Temperment Are You?

Your Power Color Is Red-Orange

At Your Highest:

You are warm, sensitive, and focused on your personal growth.

At Your Lowest:

You become defensive and critical if you feel attacked.

In Love:

You are loyal - but you demand the respect you deserve.

How You're Attractive:

You are very affectionate and inspire trust.

Your Eternal Question:

"Am I Respected?"

What's Your Power Color?

...i dunno, am i?

all done! mwah!

//edit: ooo i forgot this!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLIE!
Love, Chris <3

...ok that last part was a lie, but i love you! ;D

thinking of days, thinking of ways...

2006-01-26T23:07:15Z

my last entry was so long ago, i can't remember ANYTHING i needed to say. so im not gonna say any of it.

just the basics.

///like basic #1) me and sam got tickets to the Fall Out Boy/All-American Rejects concert in may!!! in seats. on the Mike side. i made sure of that.

///which leads me to basic #2) I'm going to be in TV in may!
NUTTERS: You'd be on the news, and they'd be like, "A crazed Mike Kennerty fanatic handuffed herself to the guitarist this evening...". And I'll point to the TV yelling, "I KNOW THAT CRAZED FANATIC! SHE'S IN MY AP ENGLISH CLASS!"

///basic #3) i dont know how many people Sha told, but yes, Mike has a girlfriend, and no, i will not, nor wanted to slit my wrists. well, maybe for like 5 minutes, but thats just cause it was added bad news on top of my Calc midterm ><

///basic #4) ryan has officially left hot topic and the store is now safe once more!

///basic #5) midterm grades
ap calc// C-
ap bio// B
ap spanish// B
ap english// A
ap psych// A+
yearbook// A+

///basic #6) our school does not have a drug problem... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

///basic #7) DON'T MAKE FRIENDS ONLINE! THEY'RE NOT AS FEARFUL.

///basic #8) i hate children. cardboard is not food, and the next time anyone tries to eat it, i will not only allow it, i will shove it down their throat by hand and see how they attempt to shit THAT out.

///basic #9) lindsey gould is evil. :D

///basic #10) im the biggest icon whore known to mankind. check my userpics later, ill be adding/changing my 6. :)

///basic #11) Sha is rubbing off... LOFF and KEEL are the vocab words of the month.

now... i think ill pull a Sam and be a quiz whore.

Your Glamour Icon Is

Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked.

What Glamour Icon Best Represents You?

You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft.
You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily.
You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.

What Donut Are You?

You Are an Espresso

At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Your Are a Bold Brunette

Men see you as striking and mysterious - you have a certain allure.
Comfortable in your own skin, you know you have a unique beauty.
You don't mind attention, but you don't need to seek it out.

How Blonde Are You?

Your Scholastic Strength Is Inspiring Others

You are great at developing a vision, and getting others to adopt your way of thinking.
You are talented at leading, balancing tasks, and helping people work together.

You should major in:

Counseling
Environmental studies
Law
Social work
Political science
Nursing

What Should You Major In?

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.

Overall, your true self is moody and dynamic.

With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.

In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.

In stressful situation, you seem like you're oblivious to the stress.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

Your Makeup Look Is

Dramatic Eyes with Naked Lips
You rock an edgy, modern look with feminine grace

What's Your Signature Makeup Look?

aaaall done. mwah!

hope that you can keep it, my dirty little secret...

2006-01-17T16:04:43Z

LMAO wowww...

i love my valentine. <3

i walk a lonely road, the only one that i have ever known...

2006-01-11T01:38:20Z

it's been a long time since i had another pity party for myself... 3 months to be exact.

then again, i haven't had a diabetes lecture for 3 months either. so if this bores/annoys you, don't read on.

i hate talkers. i hate how they can say "you have to deal with it", "you have to accept it". what if i can't do that? what if i don't want to? it's easy to talk. it's a lot harder when you have to do it.

but no one seems to get that. maybe i'm just being a loser about it. i mean, it's been a long time... i should be used to it. but i'm not. it ruins everything. even my parents treat me differently, and i know it. i feel like my life is being controlled, that no matter what i do, i can never get away.

my mother asked me how i could work so hard in school or for college, but i can't take care of my health. because at least with studying, i know itll get me SOMEWHERE. even if it's not where i want to be, it's still somewhere. it's not at home and bedridden, hiding behind a box of syringes and catheters. then she told me to get over myself. that there were kids who have had diabetes since they were born. true story... and i pity them. because it's the only life they've ever known. but i haven't. i've lived normally... and i just want to go back to that.

i can't even eat a normal lunch. i literally have to save the money my mother gives me for lunch to take to starbucks, just so i can have a normal drink. people always roll their eyes or make faces of disgust when i only drink diet soda... even though it's not always by choice. everyone knows i always get starbucks when i go to the mall... because it has enough sugar so that i can walk around without my blood sugar dropping. addiction is only part of it.

there are hidden reasons for everything i do... i didn't even apply to colleges farther than pennsylvania because i wouldn't be able to handle the supply/insurance/medical overload. just ordering insulin is such a fucking hassle that i could die sitting on my couch, waiting to be taken off hold. UCONN gave me so much money that i can literally go there for 1/4 of the price, and even though it's like a nightmare for me... my parents need it. they spend so much on medical supplies, im surprised they aren't broke. insurance is so high for me because i'm a teenager with diabetes, that UCONN probably saved 1/3 of my dad's retirement fund.

im tired of worrying, im fucking sick of reminders, and i hate when people pretend they understand or even give a shit. you and i both know that they don't understand. and i hate being whiny, but i hope they never will understand. because it's a total bitch. i'd rather live in ignorance.

i wish i did.

Constant entertainment for our restless minds...

2005-12-31T01:51:01Z

nikki is high on coffee.

she had cough medicine at 5:30... then coffee at the cafe. and has turned into a fucking looney.

NIKKI: sometimes i wonder if we're all in a mental institution or if this is real life.

NIKKI: billie joe looks questuif--ques---QUES-TION-ABLE. hes looking at me like i did it. i didnt do it. PERSIS, i didnt do it! im not questionable. YOURE QUESTIONABLE BILLIE JOE!

NIKKI: why do i have to roll everything?

NIKKI: BILLY! mike. JOHNNY! billie. wowwwwwwwwww look at all the Johnny. look. PERSIS, LOOK!

NIKKI: if you're updating, then God is updating. But your sign says Billie Joe is the new God. So if God is updating that Billie is the new God, then Billie is updating and oh no, i hate Billie oh my god. God. ha. God is mocking me.

NIKKI: god mocks me. god probably is billie joe.

NIKKI: drink some coffee, i feel bad
ME: *reaches for coffee*
NIKKI: o.O *grabs it back*

NIKKI: OH NO! I SPILLED IT! I SPILLED THE COFFEE ON MY CAR! OH MY GOD! I HAVE NO NAPKINS! NO NAPKINS! oh well. thats the cold hard truth. did i say "cold hard truth"? YES I DID.

NIKKI: shoesh. shoesh. i have shiny oransh shoes. mmm.

NIKKI: there. phone. snowman. coffee. sandwich. all is right in the world. OMG WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!

NIKKI: ...can i make your bed?!?!

NIKKI: why would he buy me orange shoesh. shoesh. WHY?! they dont even match my tie dye shirt.

NIKKI: its pink. you have a pink stool. wowwww.

NIKKI: oh god, the bed has wrinkles. STOP IT! youre showing your age!

NIKKI: omg. your moms talking to your brother. your brother. your moms talking to him. omg thats funny.

NIKKI: MARY, WILL YOU GO TO SWIRL WITH ME?!

NIKKI: i cant drive. i cant. this is so bad. gimme some coffee.
ME: *hands over coffee*
NIKKI: WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT?!?!!

...i dont know. i really dont know. this is work than when i got drunk. at least im a good drunk, dammit! in other news:
I hate all marathons. especially the new york city marathon. only idiots run for 26 miles. so it looks like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just go around in a circle and come right back! i only have 2 speeds: slow and kill. and im good at it too.

I AM THE REASON WHY WALDO IS HIDING.

but i don't go hunting. ever. because hunting implies possible failure. i go "killing".

:D

And when the sky is falling, don't look outside the window...

2005-12-26T23:13:52Z

last entry was... December 10th. im not even gonna start on whats happened since then, because my brain is already moments from combusting.

so friday... half day. gave out tons of presents, got some awesome ones back. sam gave me the motherload of gifts haha <3 and i totally beat sha in the Christmas Buying Fest this year! go me. i was harassed by Nutters, disgusted by Joe, harassed by James, molested by Sha, and got my ass slapped at least 3 times by Sam. i harassed Nutters more, slapped Joe everytime she said something gross, threatened to kill James in so many painful ways, he admitted he was scared of me, ran away from Sha, and pinched sam everytime she slapped me.

in other slightly related news... coffin thinks mike is cute! but i have to show her another picture when i get back. mrs g says he has to shave and shower. ill deal with her later.

friday afternoon, i went to Sha's, watched creepy french cartoons about anorexic cyclists, and got a back massage from jess = love. i dropped jess off and immediately got a phone call from my mom. first thought: "omg the woman knows everything! HOW?!" talk about getting caught quick. but actually, she sent me to nikki's because there was "a big fight in front of the house"! first thought: "...shall i join in?! SWEET!"

not so sweet actually... lotsa tears. but i promised not to talk about it so... AAR music and coffee ice cream makes it all better =D

then i went home at 7... cleaned till 1. woke up at 10... cleaned till 11. but i redecorated too... ill show you that later though. me and mary went to the mall in the evening so he could FINALLY get his christmas presents. he got a great one: blackmail.

MARY: holy shit, STOP!
ME: why?
MARY: did you not see that car move?! YOU HIT IT!
ME: ...omg no way
MARY: when you say you cant park, you REALLY cant park!
ME: ...IF YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, I SWEAR TO GOD--
MARY: i wonder if NYU knows youre the genius who hits cars that ARENT MOVING.

MARY: ok, so lets get out story straight: YOUHITACAR!!!!!!

my dad gave me $100, a belt, and yelled at me for losing 10 pounds. which i didnt. so i didnt really get what was going on, but i was half asleep anyway. mi madre gave me $25 to Starbucks (giving me a total of $45 there), a belt, stuff from Bath and Body Works. Mary got me $25 to Hot Topic heehee... lotsa gift certificates this year.

i dont understand why we clean for 30 people. i think the fact that there are THIRTY of them, and theyre all crazy and most likely going to be drunk, means that we SHOULDNT BOTHER cleaning. but Old Yeller doesnt think that way.

nikki came first, and helped me pick out earrings/glasses and showed me pictures of Emo Mark. then she made fun of my redecorating job haha. sheri, kaynaz, and farida all said my room was insane and sheri told me not to bring any walls with me because id scare my future roommate. but i dont think i could live with a johnny/billie/mike hater.

the 3 of them held on to those chips and dip like drunks, until Arnaz thankfully broke up the trio when she and Farida went to exchange gifts. we watched "mean girls" and "monster in law" with the guys. Sarosh said i was crazy, a good drunk, and would i like to do his hair?

i said no. i was a bit busy drinking myself. i couldn't tell you what honestly... i cant even remember. my brain feels like its gonna explode AND OMFG THIS SCREEN IS BRIGHT.

sam can apparently tell you though.

lazysweety16: i couldnt even remember what i drank
crashxg0ddess: i could tell you
lazysweety16: ...how do you know?
crashxg0ddess: 4 wine, 1 scotch, 1 vodka, 1 whiskey, 2 rum, 2.5 kahlua...
crashxg0ddess: i'm amazing
crashxg0ddess: and you talk a lot when you're drunk

lazysweety16: IMM A GOOD DRUNK REALY
lazysweety16: I HAD 4 GLASSES OF WINE
lazysweety16: 1 OF SCOTCH, 1 OF WHISKEY, 1 OF VOKA, AND 2 OF RUM
lazysweety16: AND 2 AND A HALF OF KAHLUA BEFORE MY DAD CAME IN, AND SHERI;S BROTHER GRABBED IT FROM ME AND DOWNED IT BEFORE I GOT CAUGHT
crashxg0ddess: i'm a good drunk too, unless i haven't eaten
lazysweety16: I ATE... BAGEL BITES
lazysweety16: AND FRUIT SALD
lazysweety16: AND SOME HAM
lazysweety16: AND PIE
lazysweety16: OMG PIEEEE
lazysweety16: SHA WOULD BE SO PROUD
lazysweety16: CEPT I ONLY ATE 2 BITES
lazysweety16: IT WAS BAD PIE
crashxg0ddess: ew
crashxg0ddess: that's no fun
lazysweety16: i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
lazysweety16: hey whered my cps lick go
lazysweety16: ...lock
lazysweety16: i mean lock
lazysweety16: i redid my mike wall
lazysweety16: its hot stuff
lazysweety16: i added some nick to it
crashxg0ddess: yay nick
crashxg0ddess: what's cps
lazysweety16: ...i dunno, whta?
crashxg0ddess: lazysweety16: hey whered my cps lick go
lazysweety16: casp
lazysweety16: cspa
crashxg0ddess: oh
crashxg0ddess: capslock
lazysweety16: ...
lazysweety16: i wanna slap myself
lazysweety16: but id prolly miss

hmm... interesting night. im gonna miss sheri when she leaves :( shes gonna be in spain till april! what am i gonna do!? who's gonna spend new year's with me?! who's gonna make jokes about rushad?! who's gonna harass farzad and kaizad and throw shoes at people?! who am i gonna get drunk to cure my boredom?! who am i gonna talk to about ways to torture people?! who's gonna tell me i can get into college anywhere?! who's gonna tell me stories about indian people and nyu students?! who's gonna make me laugh by calling Mary her boyfriend?! who's gonna come to navroz with me?!?!?! oh god!

ok, my eyes are starting to cross. lemme post some pictures before i go layout-designing.

the tree before we put all the presents underneath.. looks pretty small, its actually 10 feet tall

OMFG CLEAN. that took about 3 hours.

haha finally hung up Britt's RS cover of Billie Joe

a cute picture heehee

a slightly cuter picture, FROM THE WARPED TOUR! =D nikki was just thrilled that the creepy Mike picture was gone.

Mike Wall = love

hanging up posters...

alexa's poster in the corner :)

best show ever... we should just do a closeup of the bottom...

theeeeere we go

uh oh. there goes Nikki's dream of no Mike picture :D

yay, all done. maybe ill make some more icons since lj now gives us 6. mike pictures always make me feel better... lets see if they work on hangovers.

mwah!

Downtown, lights will be shining on me...

2005-12-11T05:08:52Z

because i must...
<---shhh peachy... nick looks really cute in that ;D

fixed karimi's (krispykins) lj background! fun times with sha at the mall! i <3 xmas and tina and peachy and sha and nikki and... well you get the idea.

KARIMI: guess what?!
ME: ...
KARIMI: I got a livejournal!
ME: ...
KARIMI: alexa made it for me! im krispykins!
ME: ...k-k-krispykins?!

GALL: persis... i love this evil side of you!
COFFIN: you wont when she turns on you.

COFFIN: you have that sarcastic, quick-wit i love so much... especially when its aimed toward your mother heeheeheheee!

MACCHIA: persis... this essay is amazing.
ME: ...is it bad that i dont wanna go to that college then?

BRITTANY: omg persis, in 1 week we find out whether we got into college!
ME: omg brittany, in 1 week, WE DIE!

NIKKI: mary's right... his smile is so creepy! and his eyes follow you! AHH MAKE IT STOP!

MARY: -.-
ME: ...cheer up emo kid!
MARY: mrs. silverman. SPIT. in my EYE.
ME: *snorts* i mean... sorry?
MARY: she goes 'excellent neville! afeiTARse!' and spit a giant fucking loogie straight into my eye! I COULDVE GONE BLIND!!!"

MARY: ............would you like to read my memoirs?

ME: FACE #2, FACE #2!!!

MRS SHAW: dont answer any questions! he'll ask you about college and the SATs and all kind of stuff! tell him you have no goals in life! TELL HIM YOU WANNA BE A HOOKER!

SHA: dont make me do it mr waiter... dont make me eat the truffle... dont make me do it! i dont want to eat it... but youre gonna force me if you dont go faster... come on... DAMMIT PERSIS, GIMME A TRUFFLE!

SHA: you would buy a mike action figure
ME: i would. but a cardboard cutout of mike would be better
SHA: or a blow up doll... OMG BLOW up doll!
ME: ...
SHA: ...you know youd use it too

SHA: ohemgee, its a chip-pumpkin!

SHA: dont care... must have chocolate...

SHA: that little freak, shes really been pissing me off lately

ME: firetruck! omg! why wasnt i invited?!

ME: so i dont have any money left... doesnt mean i STEAL it from daddy
MARY: ...me neither.
ME: ...
MARY: what, you think i got $1500 all by myself?!

SHA: as long as i can blame you, life is good.

MARY: im great thanks, hows that stick up your ass? any news on that?

soo... xmas shopping = done

Presents to Buy
Mary
Mom
Dad
Sha (BWAH HA!)
Laura
KQ
Brittany
Joe
Sam
Danielle
Kerri
Alexa
Steph
Sarah
Nutters
Coffin

cant decide what to get coffin! i wanna get her something from hot topic bc if she likes it, then ive corrupted her! and if she doesnt... well, itll be fun to hear about her going into the store that makes her hyperventilate ;D

ok... thats it for tonight!

mwah!

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret...

2005-11-26T03:08:44Z

last update was about meeting AAR... long time, i know. but i dont really have anything to say...

lazysweety16: so much to say!
lazysweety16: cant remember
Angelsgirl821: pleaaaaaaase?
lazysweety16: oh mannnnnn
lazysweety16: what do i write about?
Angelsgirl821: EVERYTHING
lazysweety16: i dont remember EVERYTHING
Angelsgirl821: well EVERYTHING you can remember
lazysweety16: which is... i got drunk last night
lazysweety16: thats about it

good story huh? Nutters is still angry i didnt call her while drunk haha...

lazysweety16: so... what do i say!
Angelsgirl821: stuff!

hey sha... STUFF!

in other news... school is busy, college apps are (shockingly) almost done, i got new glasses, AAR was on the AMA's and mike is the hottest guy ever... is that it? sha, i think thats it.

no wait! nikki, mary, and i were in a car accident with 4 other cars when this DUMB FUCKFACE crashed into sarah's car, who crashed into ian's, who crashed into ours! she SAID she was going 15, but 15 mph would NOT send sarah's entire bumper into the middle of the street and MUTILATE her own car!

and i told britt, that now, i love jesus!

*refrains from yelling "OMFG JESUS IS HOT!" *
BLS3588: i dont think you can say FG when talking about jesus

me, lexa, sha, and christi lynn are going xmas shopping tomorrow! i couldnt go today because i didnt wake up till 3, i was so hun over from Thanksgiving at sheri's... her dad's 95% alcoholic rum is AMAZING. like holy shit. im definitely a better drinker than sarosh, haha!

yknow, i think ill just leave you all with pics, because im bored. but ill put most of them under a cut so you stop WHINING about mike (NUTTERS).

heeheeee...

ok anyway... fun pics!

im posting this because sha liked Nick's outfit =D

i... it... he... omfg that's cute. Mike wearing jeans is like Johnny wearing jeans... you're so amazed by how good it looks, that you temporarily forget how bad you wanna rip them off!

cool effect...

wowww

*refrains from yelling "RAPIST!!!"*

more cool effects...

concrete + water = slip 'n slide

mmmm

awww

and im so getting the last word on Nutters... the last 2 words actually.

TEN. INCHES.

haha ok, im done... i wont drive you all insane anymore, i promise. =D I HOPE YOURE HAPPY SHA!

mwah!

Your heart gives mine reason to beat now...

2005-11-15T04:07:43Z

so you wanna hear a story? well you're gonna! CAUSE I MET THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and holymikekennerty, i think my obsession went through the roof.

so as ive been doing for 11 different people ALL WEEKEND... copying and pasting from the original! aka, nikki. =D

me and sam left for NJ at 9AM... which was SUPPOSED to be 8AM, but hey, its sam. ;D after we wandered around aimlessly for food, and i almost killed her for staring at this random pizza boy when i wanted to see mike, we stood in line for almost 3 hours! the band was late, so it was 3 instead of 2, like we thought... but it was still awesome because we met our 3 newest AAR-fan-friends: tina, allie, and nikki! haha i think allie is the only person i know who likes chris the most... AND she showed me pics from a concert where she zooomed in on mike's crotch. i love that girl.

when we finally got inside, we went picture CRAZY. sam actually talked to tyson first bc she was in line ahead of me... she asked if he was really a lefty and being the ass he is, kinda stared at her before going "...yes." i was like "pssh dont encourage her, she'll think shes better than the rest of us!" and he was like "...thats cause we are."

what an arrogant bastard... i wanted to be like "LIAR! MIKE'S A RIGHTY SO YOU SUCK, YOU EFFEMINATE FUCKTARD!" the idiot signed my poster "tyson = sex"! WTF. ERASE IT. but the line kept moving soo...

went to chris next, who didnt even look up or smile... that boy needs a hug. :( then nick and mike at the end... so mike signed my poster and passed it to nick, who was overrun with the posters being passed down... haha prolly cause sam took that opportunity to snap a picture of him! so while nick was signing and sorting, i gave mike a dr pepper that me and sam got at the drugstore next door, because being the crazed fan that i am, i know hes addicted to dr pepper... $1.35, and he acted like it was a gift from God.

...which it was. but thats another story. shut up nutters.

but mike was SO sweet! he was like "oh sweet! thank you so much!" and he drank about 1/2 of it in one gulp.haha i was totally staring at him the whole time until nick interrupted me by handing back my poster. so i asked him for a sign pic for peachy, which he wonderfully did for me, even though he didnt have to! <3

and then i asked mike if he could smile so i could take a pic, and this crazy lady jumped in my way and started arguing about how there were no posed pictures... shoulda bitch-slapped her. but he tapped her on the shoulder and was like "excuse me", moved her over, and said "no sweetie, go ahead and take the picture"! i<3mike. i think its just cause tyson and nick get so much attention that chris and mike dont mind pictures as much.

BUT BEST PART EVER!!!!!!
the girl next to me, who i met in line, was next for him to sign her stuff, and she was like "ive only known this girl 3 hours... but i think shes in love with you. she talked about your smile for AT LEAST 1/2 an hour!"

at first i freaked that she said that, but then he was like "aww thanks! i think you have a really pretty smile too!"... like "HOLY SHIT, SOMEONE RECORD THAT!!!"

and as i left... nick said my shirt was awesome :D

long story short: Mike Kennerty makes my Life.<3

though evil people dont smile... at least thats what i told sha. but she says they have the best smiles. like vampires. and now nutters is planning my career with colgate. dude, even karimi said im way better than colgate ;D

and now... the best part. (motherfucker,myspacebarisfreakingout)

the front of my crazy bleached/handwritten shirt

the back of said shirt

the sign outside Scotti's Record Store, the first of many (though few CLEAR) pictures

tina, nikki, and allie who we shared dirty jokes about the guys with for the THREE HOURS we stood in the cold!

the guys when we finally entered the store

blurry and evil looking... but its chris smiling haha. allie would love it

nick signing the people ahead of us! cutie!

tyson came first as we finally reached the guys...ljbrgfejkbaegb tyson.=p

after his asshole moment, he did actually smile when i asked :) though personally, i dunno what taylor and nutters see in it... i would have rapist dreams if that was the last thing i saw at night.

mike, chris, and ty...it was SUPPOSED to be just mike, as many pics were, but stupid tyson kept getting in the way haha

yes, out of order, but a far shot of mike (on the left) from outside the store

mike and chris dressed the same=adorable! but we all know mike looks better ;D

i now own peachy's soul. she promised.=p

tina, with her signed guitar! and NO KARIMI, YOU CANNOT HAVE HER!

and finally...

MIKE SMILING FOR ME RIGHT BEFORE HE SAID I HAD A PRETTY SMILE!

...yeah ill prolly never stop mentioning that. sorryyy... overexcited, in case it wasnt blindingly obvious already. and before you say anything, i KNOW it isnt the best picture. but dammit, he smiled FOR ME!!! ...so i saved it, printed it, and framed it. duh.

ok...all done! hopefully you enjoyed that... or i at least corrupted you somehow =D

mwah!

I built a bridge across the stream my consciousness...

2005-11-08T01:33:02Z

ARE YOU READY.

FOR THE HUGE.

PICTURE.

QUIZ.

SURVEY.

QUOTE.

UPDATE?

you better be.

SHA: NUTTERS, STOP TOUCHING LITTLE BOYS!!!

ME: she hopes for popscicles but all she gets are nuts... PEAnuts.

KAITLYN: ...it is so BRIGHT in this room.

JAMES: oh yeah... i got some last night.
SAM: ...why are you winking at me?
JAMES: i'm not! whatre you talking about?! *winks*
SAM: stop it!
JAMES: *winks* what?! *winks*
BRITTANY: maybe he developed a twitch.
JAMES: i dunno what you're talking about *winks* ...i got some last night!

ME: seven wasted years of art classes, 4 wasted years of passing on my so-called talent because SHA DOESNT THINK I CAN DRAW HER!!!
KAITLYN: ...i'll cover you, go!

BRITTANY: i think the reason i'm so happy to go to calc is that its right after spanish, and im just so fucking THRILLED we can speak english!

MARY: alright... lets see. you said you went to see 4 brothers. then you called back and said you saw the movie Prime. now... 4 brothers is about 4 brothers who come together to fight and find out what happened to the murdered woman who raised them. Prime is about a psychiatrist who's son sleeps with one of her patients. ah yes. theyre exactly the same. i see where you thought you could get away with this.

NUTTERS: wait a minute... NEVILLE?
ME: ...lauren, his real name isnt MARY! what the fuck, i know my mother's a little stupid, but she wouldnt name her SON mary!
SHA: i think nutters is starting to go by her name...

VIK: yeah... i dunno what the hell is wrong with me. *scribbles on binder* HA!
ME: ...
VIK: ...OH SHIT, THATS MY BINDER!

ALEXA: so where's the weed?!

ALEXA: you should get married in hot topic and have your reception in the food court!
ME: yes Mrs. Ghassemzadeh
ALEXA: AHH! BITCH-HO-SLUT!

ALEXA: ...the boogie-GOAT?

COFFIN: oh this bulletin board is FANCY! look, a 3D exclamation point! holy crap! this is so exciting, im so PUMPED for this book fair! Wanna buy a book on colleges?! only $10.99, down from $15.99! oh yeah, i got a discount!
ME: ...ok, ms coffin, youre not gonna b my favorite teacher anymore if you turn into Bob.

MARY: HOLT SPANISH LEVEL 1! ASSESSMENT ITEMS! CAPITULO UNO! Tell how Pablo and Maria are feeling!
ME: Hola Pablo, como estaaaas?!
MARY: *whines* MUY mal!
ME: Por que Pablo?!
MARY: PORQUE SOY GORDO!
ME: Oy, porbrecito Pablo!
MARY: pobreCITO?! CITO! PABLO NO ES -CITO, PABLO ES GORDO! *sobs*

MRS. G: Come mierda y muere!

the pic we took of the random red streaks in my hair...

"OH GOD, MY MOUTH IS FROZEN!"

"Persis... Persis my mouth won't MOVE!"
"HAAAA HER MOUTH WON'T MOVE!"

"If i close my eyes, you can't see meeee"

"AHHHHH!"

God, Canadian and Cousin

"Alright Christi, move away..."
"But... must suck blood... Billie Joe..."

was there really a point in taking this since we practically live together?!

"Persis, i don't bite! ...all the time."
"YOUR SHIRT SAYS MILK CHOCOLATE!"

better?

"SAM!"
"WHAT?!"
"*snaps picture*"
"...oh fuck you."

"OMFG ITS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!"
"...does that mean youll buy candy from me?"

"Move in closer and hide my hips!"

"And then karimi stopped right next to the school bus and yelled 'HELLO CHILDREN! I LOVE YOU!'..."

"That karimi... i dont know whether he makes me sick or laugh!"

"SAM! pull your dress down!"
"What're we looking a---AHHHHH!"

"HOLY SHIT!!!"

"MY EYES! MY EYES!"

"*pops back up* OOO STABBING FUN!"

"I WILL FIGHT YOU NUTTERS, FOR THE SAKE OF INNOCENT LITTLE BOYS EVERYWHERE!"
"HA, BITCH! NO ONE'S TAKING MY MINI-BOYFRIENDS FROM ME!"

"Oh yeah, check out my jedi skills. i'm pretty damn intimidating."
"sure you are KISSENSHA."
"...shut up foo'. ill cut you so bad youll wish you werent cut!"

"LOOK AT MY SHINY BOOTS!"

"OMFG, THEY SMELL! PUT THEM DOWN!"

"Co-Gods? Not if i have anything to say about it..."

WOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS LONG! hahaha i sound like nutters. anyway...

Your BCBG Look Is

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What's Your BCBG Look?

01. name: ~~God~~ ALRIGHT FINE, Persis
02. screename: lazysweety16
03. sex: femme fatale
04. birthday: august 16th
05. age: 17
06. star sign: leo
08. current residence: shelton
09. hair color: black
10. eye color: black/brown
11. height: 5'6", but sammi and i have determined that is only if i stand straight. which i never do.
12. writing hand: right

____BODY iLLS + SKiLLS
13. do you bite your nails: ew no
14. can you roll your tongue: yep
16. can you raise one eyebrow at a time: my left naturally, my right with difficulty
17. can you blow smoke rings: id stick that burning cigarette in your eye before i bring it near my face
18. can you blow spit bubbles: heeheee yes
19. can you cross your eyes: yep
20. colored hair: pssh, what color?!
21. tattoos and where: none... yet
22. piercing and where: two in each ear
23. do you make your bed daily: haha no... nikki knows, she sees the mess and sits in it
24. what goes on first bra or underwear: underwear
25. which shoe goes on first: whichever one's closer
26. speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone: LMAO, i just hit alexa in the head with a high heel last week!
27. how much money is usually in your wallet?: a bunch of ones, maybe a couple twenties if im lucky... most of the change goes in my pockets
28. what jewelry do you wear 24/7: my earrings
29. whats sexiest on a guy: eyes/hair
30. whats sexiest on a girl: no se, i wouldnt care haha
31. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great: be late and look great... im already on IST, so im gonna be late no matter what.
32. do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: twirl
33. how many cereals are in your cabinet: ha, like 2
34. what utensils do you use eating pizza: none... but i try to avoid pizza anyway
35. do you cook: HA! i bake. but it barely counts as baking since none of the batter ever makes it to the oven

____GROOMiNG
36. how often do you brush your teeth: twice a day
37. how often do you shower/bathe: everyday
38. how long do these showers last: 15-20minutes, but longer if i have to wash that monstrosity that is my curly hair
39. hair drying method: air dry, then a 2 minutes run through with a blow drier if im gonna straighten it. if not, then a... 5 hour air dry haha
40. do you paint your nails: not usually
41. do you swear: ...no. *looks around nervously* SHUT UP
42. do you mumble to yourself: no, i make fun of those people
43. do you spit in public: no, i yell at those people
44. do you pee in the shower: WHAT?! UGH, NO!
45. whats in your cd player: AAR/Green Day Mix
46. person you talk most on the phone with: dad and nikki
47. what color is your bedroom: i wouldnt know, the walls dont show anymore from all the posters haha
48. do you use an alarm clock: yes, i call her Mother
49. name one thing or person you're obsessed with: thing? HOLYMIKEKENNERTY's ...JK JK!!! just Mike Kennerty haha ;D
50. have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex: id never do it with ANYONE
51. ever sunbathed in the nude: no
52. window seat or aisle: aisle
53. whats your sleeping position: side and stomach
54. what kind of bed do you like: a BIG ONE!
55. in hot weather do you use a blanket: yes... but a thin one
56. do you snore: i hope not...
57. do you sleepwalk: no
58. do you talk in your sleep: no
59. do you sleep with a stuffed animal: never... they always end up thrown across the room or on the floor, and then i feel bad. but seriously, they just take up room. get the fuck off my bed.
60. how about the light on: no
61. do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on: lately i fall asleep at anything... because im such an AP whore, i never sleep

____WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME YOU
64. watched bambi: when it first came out. and may i just say... i didnt cry at all. i was like "wtf, who cares, go bite someone."
65. Cried: ...fake or real?
66. talked on the phone: this afternoon with mi padre
67. read a book: ooo, 2 hours ago for book club!
68. punched someone: ahem... 5 minutes ago

____MUSiC
69. is music important to you: yes
70. do you sing?: only by myself
71. How many instruments do you play? 1
72. what do you think of Eminem: he has cute potential but his music sucks ass. overdramatic white boy.

___DO YOU LiKE
73. pop music: meh... sometimes
74. rock music: yes
75. punk music: yes
76. rap music: NO!
77. hip-Hop/RB: NOO!!
78. country: NOOOOOOO!!!
79. jazz: not really...
80. classical: NO!
81. new age: no
82. what is one band you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about: umm... none really. some people questioned Avenged Sevenfold, but i dont think theyd never heard of them...
83. your word (phrase): shitfucker, holy[insertanythinghere], mwah

___ABC'S
A - Act your age: sometimes
B - Born on what day of the week: tuesday
C- Chore you hate: ALL OF THEM
D - Dad's name? Viraf
E - Essential makeup item? black eyeliner
F - Favorite animal? Lion
G - Gold or silver? silver
H - Hometown? shelton
I - Instruments you play? piano
J - Job title? ...art... teacher. yeah, thats about it haha
K - Kids? GOD I HOPE NOT
L - Living arrangements? ~~hell~~ with consuelo, old yeller, and mary!
M - Mom's name? maharukh
N - Number of people you've slept with? oh the whole world. yep.
O - Overnight hospital stays? 2 separate ones, 2 days each
P - Phobia? staring, people touching my neck, lettuce(!), and falling/being chased
Q - Quote you like? uhh... "can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - chandler bing(!)
R - Religious affiliation? zoroastrian

...wtf. youre right sha, apparently the alphabet stops at R.

ok... im done. i can hear you cheering, shut up =p

mwah!

And I live for the things I love...

2005-10-31T03:10:23Z

alright, so after like, 12 of you told me to update (actually, nikki said "undate!"), ive decided... MINI UPDATE! WOOO HOO FOR YOU!

im trying to remember what happened since my last update... i was stalked some more, nikki was perverted, lauren officially became "nutters", alexa planned her own death, sha was a sexy whore in one acts ;D, sams cheeks exploded and then went down slightly, baker screwed me over, kq actually asked ME for calc help, mrs. corriea decided i was an amazon warrior, some kid got stabbed at school, i converted britt into a mike-kennerty-lover, i got macchia/coffin/a random girl in the hall to become persis followers, christi lynn and peachy became my new heroes, and... mike stayed hot. yeah.

speaking of peachy...

haha i love that girl and her sexy pictures!

ALEXA: NUTTERS!

ALEXA: theres a ribbon in my hair!
ME: you idiot! how many times did you yell my name in there?!
ALEXA: seven. he looked for youuuuuu!
ME: you goddamn--
ALEXA: there's a ribbon in my hair!
CHRISTI: no one cares if theres a fucking ribbon in your hair! im gonna take that ribbon out and cut it up!

LAUREN: i am not Nutters!
ALEXA: wait, why is she called Nutters?
ME: she likes nuts... small ones. low to the ground.

ME: ow! you poked me in the eye!
NIKKI: i know, im sorry! i was hoping you wouldnt notice that i... poked you... in the eye.

NIKKI: 'have a nice day'... ITS NIGHT YOU DUMBASS!

NIKKI: hes shutting the doors... ryan's shutting the doors... WE'RE TRAPPED! OH GOD, THE MUSIC!!! IM GONNA GO INSAAAANE!!!
ME: "go"?

JAMES: *sighs* what do you waaaant?
ME: yknow, youre never gonna get any customers that way!
JAMES: doesnt matter, i get paid the same either way.
ME: really? me too! wanna switch?
JAMES: ...maybe. what do you do?
ME: im an art teacher.
JAMES: art teacher? thats pretty cool... but if i wanted to work with kids on drugs--
ME: theyre not on drugs!
JAMES: uh huh
ME: theyre 7 years old!!!
JAMES: kids start early nowadays with addiction... LIKE YOU AND COFFEE.

SAM: i brought in a picture of myself looking in a mirror for pysch. i have such big cheeks, i look so different!
ME: ...hahahaha you look like you did 2 days ago! CHIPPERS!

SHA: Chippers and Nutters! OMG WE SHOULD MAKE A TV SHOW!!!

MACCHIA: hey Chippy!
COFFIN: aww its my little chipmunk friend!
SAM: ...*slaps* PERSIS!

ME: one more word out of you and im gonna hit you so hard, your cheeks will literally explode.

ALEXA: my mother has all these little instincts about my friends. she says Sha should be in the Miss American pageant--
ME: she could!
ALEXA: she said sean is a poor misunderstood child who needs to be fed more--
ME: HA! the only thing sean needs is a good beating!
ALEXA: ...and she says youre an amazon warrior who could take down an elephant if you wanted to. thats the only reason she's letting me go to the mall. she says you can protect me.

MARY: im writing a book! "Deep Thoughts, by Neville"

MARY: fluorescent green is the new purple!

aaand im done. to quote brittany... mike kennerty is a "sexy beast!"!!!

ok NOW im done. ill leave you with a quiz! mwah!

Halloween Horoscope for Leo

You simply have to have the most unique, elaborate, and amazing costume.
You tend to hop from party to event, making sure everyone checks you out.

Costume suggestions: A geisha, samurai, fairy, or pirate

Signature Halloween candy: Skittles

What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

You Are Scary

You even scare scary people sometimes!

How Scary Are You?

You Should Get a MD (Doctor of Medicine)

You're both compassionate and brilliant - a rare combination.
You were born to be a doctor.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

You Are a Punk Rocker!

When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge!

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music

See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)

Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?

but... ewww.

oh well... mwah!

Take a little more than what I've got, it's all i have to please you...

2005-10-15T03:28:08Z

i absolutely fucking HATE school. so this update says, screw school! screw calc, screw bio, screw college apps to yale and all other impossible schools! this update is ALL. ABOUT. PICTURES. and yknow, certain bets/kiss yourself goodbye/eyelash wishes/FINALLY, BITE BACK!!!

BEFORE YOU GO ON, EVERYONE BE PREPARED TO COMMENT ON THIS. IM TALLYING THE VOTES. YOU MUST CHOOSE SO I CAN DETERMINE THE WINNER (even though we know its me ;D)
MIKE KENNERTY or DAVEY HAVOK

aaaaaaanyway... onto the pics!

in other news... I AM TOO GOD!!! ;D

ahhh... that was a mass chunk of my bandwith. yay. and i totally didnt kill your friends page this time. =D

mwah!

the world still turns, what makes sense?

2005-10-11T18:02:35Z

no icon for this entry because im not at home with my 2757392675 picture files! this entry is brought to you by a bad day, ended by bitching in coffin's room!

not about coffin tho... <3 coffin! im gonna take her to hot topic, i swear... if i cant scare people, she can!

got a 91 on the bio test... i hate myself. normally i wouldnt be so upset about that, bu james got a 97. and that makes me wanna beat him up. but ill settle for cutting off his faux-hawk because that thing fucking drives me CRAZY.

sam is not allowed to be sick or leave early because my right side feels empty! and then sha cannot leave the day i was gonna get my revenge!!!! wtf?! thursday then... its coming.

AND SOMEONE DECIDE WHAT I SHOULD BE FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!

in other news, "kiss yourself goodbye" is an awesome song!!! not as good as "eyelash wishes" tho... but very deserving of more icon, which i shall post later!

//edit: ooo i forgot to mention! nearly broke sha's back on sunday with my "massage"... only one part of my revenge! mucho fun times at the anniversary party, wit mrs q dancing, mr q sneaking around desserts, mrs shaw trying to lift me, making fun of baby pics, the completely drunk bartender, making fun of jess's blondeness, getting lost right next to the waterview, and finally, THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN. oh my fucking billy, i had dreams about that fountain... oh yeah, i actually typed that. it was THAT GOOD.

then monday mi madre almost got me and nikki killed on Rt34 because she was staring at that god-awful "blinding yellow house across the field"... and almost drove into a petroleum truck. yeep. fucking moron.

//edit again!: TOMORROW IS LAURA'S 17TH BIRTHDAY!!! WHOO HOO!!!

mwah!

This may be the last thing that I write for long...

2005-10-04T02:18:26Z

credit to deadzone2000

*sighs* i know i havent updated in forever. very busy. lots of work. college stuff. ap stuff. SAT stuff. and some fun stuff. cause lets face it, i can't sit still and work for 8 hours at a time without a tv in front of me and a coffee in my hand.

so ill give you some random caps of my life, and then quizzes. cause im a quiz whore.

//james at starbucks in the mall is in love with nikki! ok, maybe hes not in love with her, but he's pretty damn good at embarrassing her! hes my new hero because he loves dark chocolate more than milk chocolate! that and he said we were caffeine/cocoa bean addicts who get tattoos over veins so now one will see the marks where we shoot up =D i almost DIED... i was leaning on the counter having a laughing attack. so now i think hes awesome becaaaause...
1) hes funny
2) hes nice
3) hes cool
4) hes fun
5) he's not a stalker
6) he likes dark chocolate
7) HE WORKS AT STARBUCKS!!!
i said she should date him... if only for the discount ;D

//...i just ate a whole hersheys dark chocolate bar

it was good.

//nikki almost died in hot topic because she needed coffee and a couch. then she almost killed ryan for suggesting that he should get a big, pink, pimp chair right behind the counter, with a TV so he could take breaks. THEN she almost had a heart attack because ryan told us to buy White Chocolate Mocha Lattes at Starbucks. because white chocolate is blasphemy.

//I WON MY BET WITH LAUREN BECAUSE I DID ASK RYAN WHETHER DARK OR MILK CHOCOLATE WAS BETTER! AND HE SAID MILK! SO THAT PROVES THAT NOT ONLY IS HE A MORON, BUT I WON!!!!!!!!

//it makes no sense that Mr Stupid Fucker would give me the $50 for a yearbook ad and NOT give me anything to publish!

// when sam is wearing a twirly skirt and has been given sugar, she notices NOTHING. she does not see the people shes been SEARCHING for despite the fact that they speak in front of her, and she keeps "dying" for no reason. in front of subway, in starbucks, in the middle of nowhere... ON THE ESCALATOR! then she laughs. and says "oh man. im dead. hahahahahah!"

//i am now known as the "dark chocolate girl!"

//SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN!!!

//so today in bio...
JAMES: oh god, my whole body hurts. i was at the game all day yesterday!
VIK: ...i dont care.
JAMES: be that way... hey persis, i scored yesterday. i knew you'd appreciate that.
ME: ....i hope youre talking about the game.

JAMES: i cant do this... my eyes physically hurt
SAM: give it to me
JAMES: no, i can do this
VIK: let us see!
JAMES: IM STILL COUNTING!
ME: just let him finish before he loses his train of thought and starts over!!!
JAMES: 87, 88, 8--DAMMIT, i lost my place!
VIK: NO! *grabs microscope*
SAM: why is our group so...
BRITTANY: dysfunctional?
SAM: yes!
BRITTANY: ...James
JAMES: 89 is my limit people! just write down 370 and lets call it a day!

//sometimes life is good. =D sometimes.

Your Personality Is

Guardian (SJ)

You are sensible, down to earth, and goal oriented.
Bottom line, you are good at playing by the rules.

You tend to be dominant - and you are a natural leader.
You are interested in rules and order. Morals are important to you.

A hard worker, you give your all at whatever you do.
You're very serious, and people often tell you to lighten up.

In love, you tend to take things carefully and slowly.

At work, you are suited to almost any career - but you excel in leadership positions.

With others, you tend to be polite and formal.

As far as looks go, you are traditionally attractive. You take good care of yourself.

On weekends, you tend to like to do organized activities. In fact, you often organize them!

The Three Question Personality Test

You Are Mexican Food

Spicy yet dependable.
You pull punches, but people still love you.

What Kind of Food Are You?

yummy!

You Are Internal - Realist - Powerful

You feel your life is controlled internally.
If you want something, you make it happen.
You don't wait around for things to go your way.
You value your independence and don't like others to have control.

You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.

When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.
Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.
You don't care much about what others think.
But they better care what you think!

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

Your Head Turning Halloween Costume Is

Gothic Vampira

What Head Turning Halloween Costume Are You?

Your Sexy Boots Are

Sudini Alexis

What Sexy Boots Are You?

Your Delia's Bedroom Is

Snakeskin

What Delias Bedroom Should You Have?

Your Delia's Bedroom Is

Bettie

What Delias Bedroom Should You Have?

Your iPod Is

iPod Mini Silver

What iPod Are You?

i love killing your friends page. =D

mwah!

there is no end to what i'm saying...

2005-10-03T01:50:03Z

i cant take the college pressure. i cant take the pressure of being forced into an ivy league. i cant take the put-downs of how stupid i am at the same time. i cant take the taunts of never getting into college. i cant take the high-hopes of the people around me. i cant take the way my own hopes are smashed and stomped on by the people who brought them up. i cant take the way my plans for the future are laughed at. i just cant take it anymore.